bitchez be bitchez

B.I.T.C.H
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  • other girls with no make up: oh sorry i just woke up.
  • guys: wow you're still beautiful
  • me without make up: oh sorry i just woke up
  • guys: is that shrek
dasoku-kun:

kid: mom? MOM? MOM?! MOOOOOM?! #sobsmom: *walks in* what sweeti- OMG. OMG. OMG. DEAD. DYING. SCREAMING. WAIT. LET ME GET MY CAMERA. OMG.kid: MOOOOOOM ; A ; MOOOM HEELP MEEEmom: *walks in with camera* look here sweetie! omg. this is totally going on my blog. 

dasoku-kun:

kid: mom? MOM? MOM?! MOOOOOM?! #sobs
mom: *walks in* what sweeti- OMG. OMG. OMG. DEAD. DYING. SCREAMING. WAIT. LET ME GET MY CAMERA. OMG.
kid: MOOOOOOM ; A ; MOOOM HEELP MEEE
mom: *walks in with camera* look here sweetie! omg. this is totally going on my blog. 

(Source: letmehearyousay10, via pocket-full-of-posies)